Steve Blogsarelli

Steve.
I really like New Jersey.
I work at College Humor making originals.

Maurice Sendak

What do you say to parents who think the Wild Things film may be too scary?
Sendak: I would tell them to go to hell. That’s a question I will not tolerate.

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List of Cats With Fraudulent Diplomas

heyitseva: davidfuternick: (via jvincent:bijan) GIRRRRRRRLLLLLL, where’d you get those RINGS?!

heyitseva:

davidfuternick:

(via jvincent:bijan)

GIRRRRRRRLLLLLL, where’d you get those RINGS?!
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hilarysiegel: So here’s a new thing Steve told me about today: It’s Try to Kill Hilary Wednesday!

hilarysiegel:

So here’s a new thing Steve told me about today: It’s Try to Kill Hilary Wednesday!
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Glad there’s no footage of me, Dan, and 200 people jumping around in Union Square last night. 27!

Steve imagines a conversation between Sam and I.

    Sam: How should I fire Steve?

    Eva: Just fuckin do it you baby.

I Like Bad Stump Poetry,

Oh stump, may I stump you with a riddle?
Why did the stump cross the road
he didn’t
he’s a stump
did I hurt your feelings stump?
do not deny the truth of your roots

I know everyone is going to be Max from Where the Wild Things Are this year for Halloween, but I’m probably going to do it anyway.

I know everyone is going to be Max from Where the Wild Things Are this year for Halloween, but I’m probably going to do it anyway.

A-Rod Healines

In honor of the Yankees making the post season, and A-Rod getting the 100 RBI mark last night. Here are some of my favorite A-Rod headlines.

“All A-Lone”

“A-Roid”

“A-Farud”

“A-Hole”

I think we have reached the end of A-Rod puns.

Current event knock-knock joke from me, Steve, and Sam.

    A: Knock-Knock

    B: Who's there?

    A: Interrupting Kanye

    B: Interrupting Kan-

    A: IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT

    'ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T

    SAY BANANA' IS THE BEST

    KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE OF ALL

    TIME

    knock knock

    who's there

    interupting senator

    interupting sen-

    LIAR!
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