Steve Blogsarelli

Maurice Sendak

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:27:13 -0500

What do you say to parents who think the Wild Things film may be too scary?
Sendak: I would tell them to go to hell. That’s a question I will not tolerate.

List of Cats With Fraudulent Diplomas

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:51:30 -0500

List of Cats With Fraudulent Diplomas

heyitseva: davidfuternick: (via...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:15:12 -0500

heyitseva:

davidfuternick:

(via jvincent:bijan)

GIRRRRRRRLLLLLL, where’d you get those RINGS?!

hilarysiegel: So here’s a new thing Steve told me about today:...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:36:15 -0500

hilarysiegel:

So here’s a new thing Steve told me about today: It’s Try to Kill Hilary Wednesday!

Glad there’s no footage of me, Dan, and 200 people jumping around in Union Square last night....

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:34:24 -0500

Glad there’s no footage of me, Dan, and 200 people jumping around in Union Square last night. 27!

Steve imagines a conversation between Sam and I.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:13:29 -0500

Sam: How should I fire Steve?
Eva: Just fuckin do it you baby.

I Like Bad Stump Poetry,

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:19:28 -0400

Oh stump, may I stump you with a riddle?
Why did the stump cross the road
he didn’t
he’s a stump
did I hurt your feelings stump?
do not deny the truth of your roots

I know everyone is going to be Max from Where the Wild Things...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:21:20 -0400

I know everyone is going to be Max from Where the Wild Things Are this year for Halloween, but I’m probably going to do it anyway.

A-Rod Healines

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:25:29 -0400

In honor of the Yankees making the post season, and A-Rod getting the 100 RBI mark last night. Here are some of my favorite A-Rod headlines.

“All A-Lone”

“A-Roid”

“A-Farud”

“A-Hole”

I think we have reached the end of A-Rod puns.

Current event knock-knock joke from me, Steve, and Sam.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:21:05 -0400

A: Knock-Knock
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting Kanye
B: Interrupting Kan-
A: IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT
'ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T
SAY BANANA' IS THE BEST
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE OF ALL
TIME

knock knock
who's there
interupting senator
interupting sen-
LIAR!

This is an instrument. Reminds me of this little addicting...

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:44:00 -0400

This is an instrument. Reminds me of this little addicting program.

samreich: “POV: Your First Kiss,” directed by me. Also written...

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:26:05 -0400

samreich:

“POV: Your First Kiss,” directed by me. Also written by Dan, produced by Eva, and shot by and featured the dulcet tones of Vince. This is my favorite in the POV series so far. Digg it.

Self-Indulgent Song Titles

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:11:00 -0400

adamdnewman:

Here’s the game: Change the title of singer’s sweet song about a lady (or dude) into a self-indulgent song about himself (or herself). Here’s a bunch of examples from Me, Blogsarelli, and Eva. I dare you to think of more.

Bryan Adam - (Everything I Do) I Do it for Me

Sinead O’Connor - Nothing Compares 2 Me

Boyz II Men - I’ll Make Love to Me

Robert Palmer - I Didn’t Mean to Turn Myself On

Marvin Gaye - I’m Gonna Get it On (By Myself)

The Pixies - La La Love Me

Enrique Iglesias - I Love to See Myself Cry

Donna Summer - Love to Love Me Baby

Pink Floyd - Wish I Was Here

Phil Spector - I Love How I Love Me

Sonny - I Got Me Babe

Sir Mix-a-Lot - I Love My Butt

Eric Clapton - I Look Wonderful Tonight

Jeff Buckley - Everybody Here Wants Me

Cheap Trick - I Want Me to Want Me

Michael Bolton - When a Man Loves Himself

The Police - Every Little Thing I Do is Magic

Stevie Wonder - I Just Called to Say I Love Me

Billy Preston - I am so Beautiful to Me

Beatles - I Want to Hold My Hand

Harry Nilsson - I Can’t Live if Living is Without Me

Michael Jackson - The Way I Make Me Feel (I Really Turn Me On)

Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love Me

Olivia Newton John - I’m the One That I Want

AC/DC - I Shook Me All Night

Belle and Sebastian - I Made Me Forget My Dreams

Led Zeppelin - I Can’t Quit Me Baby

"I’m glad the New York Jets exist, otherwise Hulk Hands would have no purpose…"

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:38:01 -0400

“I’m glad the New York Jets exist, otherwise Hulk Hands would have no purpose…”

thank you geek squad, I couldn’t have done it without...

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:11:34 -0400

thank you geek squad, I couldn’t have done it without you…

How to pet your cat. (via Everything is Terrible)

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:35:00 -0400

How to pet your cat. (via Everything is Terrible)

one day… hilarysiegel: Uh-oh. Gmail’s down at the office.

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:36:10 -0400

one day…

hilarysiegel:

Uh-oh. Gmail’s down at the office.

The song got me…. johnzanussi: Puppies Dressed as Cats on...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:58:33 -0400

The song got me….

johnzanussi:

Puppies Dressed as Cats on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien

(via Hulu)

samreich: “Half-Birthday Sex,” a parody of Jeremih’s “Birthday...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:11:12 -0400

samreich:

“Half-Birthday Sex,” a parody of Jeremih’s “Birthday Sex,” directed by me. Also written by Dan, produced by Eva, shot by Vince, and starring new talent crush Baron Vaughn. Digg it.

If The Internet Named Movies

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:22:27 -0400

If The Internet Named Movies